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First, surprise them with your poise and courtesy.
Kill* them with kindness.
Use creepy facial expressions to toy with them.
Poke fun at their insecurities and shortcomings.
Do NOT blink or break eye contact while speaking.
Remind them that you can see through their bullshit...
And that they will ALWAYS pale in comparison to you!
If they don't take you seriously, show them what happened to the last person who messed with you.
At the end of the day, stay positive!
Enjoy life!
And stay true to you!
Keep your friends close but your enemies closer.
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