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Posted on Apr 8, 2016

13 Ways To Actually Improve This Year Of Your Life

Because token 'New Me' goals suck and I dont have the time or the patience to brew my own kombucha.

by rhianakasey

Community Contributor

The internet, the glorious, disgusting hub that it is, is full of shit 'how to improve yourself, how to not do the same stuff as last year' type posts. To be honest, they annoy me a bit but I understand why people post them - goals are good right?

But some are just so damn pretentious and stuck up and just so far fetched, that they make me feel nauseous.

"Brew own kombucha."
"Have more sex or less sex"
"Blend your own wine"
"Run a vineyard marathon"

I read them. I laugh. I acknowledge that I do in fact, love kombucha but I'm not about to brew my own because who the fuck has time for this shit. I decided we needed a more appropriate list for twenty something's who don't have their heads up their arses.

So heres 13 WAYS TO ACTUALLY IMPROVE YOUR COMING YEAR OF LIFE.

I'm personally ashamed about how often I wash mine. Don't lie, you're shit too.

Bras often get forgotten in the ever growing laundry pile, especially when you buy black ones because they don't even LOOK dirty.

But maybe try to pull it together a bit more, and wash them once a week.

No judgement.

Unless it's ironic. Then you go fam, get it.

They are lovely people (probably) and probably a lot of fun now that you are at an appropriate age to drink together.

A nice text or call every now and then is super easy and will likely mean a lot to them. They wiped your butt, a text is a small token of gratitude.

And swap it to something healthy, like gin.

Via fallontonight.tumblr.com

They put up with you EVERY DAY and are good people. Tell them you love their faces and make an effort to be a lovely friend.

We often forget when we see or talk to people everyday, that everyone needs a little encouragement or appreciation. When was the last time someone said something nice to you, and your reaction was bad? We tend to hold on to compliments and remember when someone has made an impact on us - so be that person for your mates.

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