Of all the incarnations of Marlyn Monroe, this gourd birdhouse does the most justice to her charisma, grace, and iconic figure.
And nothing says “euphemism” like calling pipe cleaners “chenille stems,” but that’s what this store did. Not only that, but they made an entire evil doll board game out of it—“AMPUTHEATRE is a strategic board game of hand-to-hand combat for three to ten players. Set in a future too close for comfort, public execution is now televised- and that execution takes the shape of gladiatorial battle. Convicted Death Row murderers battle to the bloody death in an arena full of weapons and booby traps (the AMPUTHEATRE itself.)” Fantastic—I’ll go pick that up for my kids right now.
I nearly spit tea all over my keyboard. Then I got in my car and raced to the church to pick my baby up!