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    How To Kill A Hard On

    Nothin' says "sexy" quite like felted yarn and bad embroidery. Check out this corset, thong, and pasty set from Etsy: for just $160 you can cover your boobs with storybook characters and become your boy (or girl) friend's knitted nightmare! Sure to dampen hard-ons everywhere.