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People Are Sharing Their Own Super Smart Security Plans After Trump Said He Wants To Work With Russia On Cybersecurity

Yes, Russia.

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Sunday morning, Trump tweeted that the pair had talked about creating "an impenetrable Cyber Security unit."

Putin & I discussed forming an impenetrable Cyber Security unit so that election hacking, & many other negative things, will be guarded..

Some people said that this might not be the BEST strategy. Sen. Marco Rubio provided the below analogy, and on Meet The Press, Sen. Lindsey Graham said: "It's not the dumbest idea I've ever heard but it's pretty close."

Partnering with Putin on a "Cyber Security Unit" is akin to partnering with Assad on a "Chemical Weapons Unit". 2/3


A whole lot of people tweeted about their OWN plans for impenetrable security partnerships — like this partnership between man and raccoon.

Raccoon & I discussed forming an impenetrable garbage-can security unit

Or this unit that will assuredly keep cheese guarded.

In other news, rats agree to form "impenetrable Cheese Security unit."

So secure!

My burglar and I discussed forming an impenetrable alarm code so that him burgling me again won't happen.

Makes sense.

El Chapo and I discussed building an impenetrable prison so that drug kingpins and many others would never escape.


The brilliant strategies went on and on...

LEIA: Tarkin & I discussed forming an impenetrable Death Star prevention unit so that planetary destruction & many…

"Wario & Bowser are teaming up to form a strong Anti Princess Kidnapping Unit"

Hiya Puddin'!It's me Harley! Batman & I discussed forming an IMPENETRABLE security unit so when @HamillHimself want…

Al Capone & I discussed forming an impenetrable tax evasion unit.


Fred Goldman: Did you kill my son? O.J.: No. Fred Goldman: Ok I believe you. Now let's start an impenetrable anti…

...and on.

"John Wayne Gacy and I discussed forming an anti-serial killers who dress up like clowns security unit."


It's going to bring America together when Trump announces an impenetrable email security unit with Hillary Clinton.

Ah, a fox in the henhouse.

6. "The fox and I discussed forming impenetrable joint Henhouse Security Force so chicken eating and other bad things will be guarded...."

Remy Smidt is a reporter with BuzzFeed News and is based in New York.

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