When most of us carve pumpkins, the results are typically something like this.
To make the pumpkin everyman even more insecure, a wave of people have been carving the greatest pumpkins in the world.
(Some people have been sharing these since last year, but they are too good to not include.)
Admire the artistry! The detail!
Like his lip curl,
And that trademark hair.
John Kettman's innovative use of paint here is YUUUGELY successful.
By far, the ABSOLUTE best pumpkin I've ever seen.
"Donald Trumpkin, President of the United States of America."
Even this admitted failure is brilliant.
Hillary pumpkins (Clumpkins? Hillkins?) are also making the rounds.
Can America just do some carving instead of watching the next debate?
Remy Smidt is a reporter with BuzzFeed News and is based in New York.
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