22 Horrendous Crimes Against Food People Committed As Kids
"I used to eat cigarette butts."
"I used to have Nutella and cucumber sandwiches for my packed lunch at school. Even weirder, I called cucumber 'green cheese'."
"I used to eat raw pasta. I would keep a bag of penne in my room and munch on it like crisps. I still have a piece or two on a rare occasion tbh."
"My parents would buy the big bag of frozen french fries, and I would just eat them. Frozen. Liked them better than cooked fries."
"Literally just butter. I would go into the fridge and take out a stick of butter and try to eat the whole thing and then my mom would come in and freak out!!"
"A bowl of shredded cheese melted in the microwave with chocolate chips stirred in. Or ketchup, but the ketchup had to be cold. If the hot cheese warmed it, it wasn't good anymore."
"One time I ate a dime. I liked the taste of metal, so I would suck on coins or paper clips. One time my mom surprised me while I was sucking on a dime and I swallowed it. Did the same with a quarter later on, obviously didn't learn my lesson."
"A really disgusting and weird thing I would do when I was like 5 was spit out a saltine onto another saltine and eat it like it was a cracker with dip on it."
"I would occasionally go to baseball games and put the peanut shells I found in the grass in my mouth because they were salty. I was fucking weird."
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