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    22 Horrendous Crimes Against Food People Committed As Kids

    "I used to eat cigarette butts."

    We recently asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to tell us what weird thing they used to eat as kids. Here are some of their amazingly gross responses!

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    sknylgnd

    2.

    "I used to have Nutella and cucumber sandwiches for my packed lunch at school. Even weirder, I called cucumber 'green cheese'."

    artfuldodger

    3.

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    "I don’t do that anymore but I do still love onions."

    courtneyv456564f58

    4.

    "I used to eat raw pasta. I would keep a bag of penne in my room and munch on it like crisps. I still have a piece or two on a rare occasion tbh."

    laurenb41ed33482

    5.

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    "Then I decided that I didn’t like ketchup so I switched to mayonnaise sandwiches."

    katien42d8312f0

    6.

    "My parents would buy the big bag of frozen french fries, and I would just eat them. Frozen. Liked them better than cooked fries."

    frenzicartist

    7.

    "Literally just butter. I would go into the fridge and take out a stick of butter and try to eat the whole thing and then my mom would come in and freak out!!"

    carlyw41c9256ef

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    "I would let it get real soggy and then fish it out with a spoon."

    madisond44cc3ad8d

    9.

    "I would eat mayo, lettuce, and banana sandwiches until I was about 6."

    nikkianne617

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    ionae3

    11.

    "A bowl of shredded cheese melted in the microwave with chocolate chips stirred in. Or ketchup, but the ketchup had to be cold. If the hot cheese warmed it, it wasn't good anymore."

    emilyw459191510

    12.

    "I used to eat a slice of bread dipped in orange juice."

    garchitorenajoelyn

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    "Still remember them tasting good."

    – Mina VonBank, Facebook

    14.

    "I hated ketchup (I still do) but I'd dip fries in Coke. I still stand by it."

    kaeru

    15.

    "One time I ate a dime. I liked the taste of metal, so I would suck on coins or paper clips. One time my mom surprised me while I was sucking on a dime and I swallowed it. Did the same with a quarter later on, obviously didn't learn my lesson."

    nicegirlz202

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    "I honestly think that’s why I never took up smoking...got my fix early."

    sabrinaj459045eef

    17.

    "Fuzzballs off of blankets."

    dameffy

    18.

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    "...then eat the rest separate from the bun."

    leapastel

    19.

    "A really disgusting and weird thing I would do when I was like 5 was spit out a saltine onto another saltine and eat it like it was a cracker with dip on it."

    marisajane

    20.

    "I used to love the taste of the burnt heads of matches. Yep."

    sieglindem

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    22.

    "I would occasionally go to baseball games and put the peanut shells I found in the grass in my mouth because they were salty. I was fucking weird."

    decibel1191

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