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19 Painfully Real Tweets That Will Make Women Say "Yup"

"Starting a charity that buys men in their 20s hand towels for their bathroom so u don't have to dry ur hands on their nasty body towels."

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Him: Baby are you mad? Me: Typing... Typing... Typing... Typing... Typing... Typing... Typing... Typing... Typing... Typing... No, why?

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We treat the Earth like we treat women. We don't listen to it until a man says it's true.

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"Girls' weekend! WHOOO!" I yell, quietly worrying about the pillow situation.

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starting a charity that buys men in their 20s hand towels for their bathroom so u don't have to dry ur hands on their nasty body towels

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Third base is letting them see you without your eyebrows on

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Me: I want to be able to think like a man. Genie: Granted. [5 min later] Genie: So what do you think so far? Me: About what?

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Whenever a woman tweets about feminism.

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"So You Were Trying to Be Polite But Now He Wants to Wear Your Skin As Pajamas: A Woman's Guide to the Internet"

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God, imagine even contemplating sex in this weather. If a man came at me with anything other than a Solero, I think I'd cry.

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*at my funeral* Friend crying over my casket: look they're burying her in her favorite dress Me, still dead: it haaasss pockets

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most successful men i know: laid back, easygoing, goofballs most successful women i know: constantly anxious, fearful, eyebags

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I feel bad for women who say finding true love is the best experience in life. They've obviously never found their bra size on clearance.

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if a guy wants me to wear less makeup all he gotta do is ask and imma say no

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man: im a MAN i do MAN things NOT SCARED OF NOTHIN same man seeing pubic hair on a woman:

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DID U KNO: women developed passive aggressiveness as a way to combat society's aggressive passiveness toward treating them like equal humans

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every time a man in power dodges accountability for sex crimes, women become more and more afraid to exist

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attention men: pls stop telling us you want to go down on us for "hours". thats way too long. we have stuff to do. i've got a lasagne cookin

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Men convinced women that they are only good for their looks and then convinced them that caring about their looks is vapid.

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