Buzz·Posted on 7 Jul 201719 Painfully Real Tweets That Will Make Women Say "Yup""Starting a charity that buys men in their 20s hand towels for their bathroom so u don't have to dry ur hands on their nasty body towels."by Remee PatelBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Sandra @Sanbel11 Him: Baby are you mad? Me: Typing... Typing... Typing... Typing... Typing... Typing... Typing... Typing... Typing... Typing... No, why? 01:59 PM - 03 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Aparna Nancherla @aparnapkin We treat the Earth like we treat women. We don't listen to it until a man says it's true. 09:31 PM - 16 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Amy Dillon @amydillon "Girls' weekend! WHOOO!" I yell, quietly worrying about the pillow situation. 01:01 AM - 24 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. lindsey @Lindzeta starting a charity that buys men in their 20s hand towels for their bathroom so u don't have to dry ur hands on their nasty body towels 07:56 PM - 22 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. H @H_Bevs Third base is letting them see you without your eyebrows on 10:15 AM - 07 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Saucy Kensington @Book_Krazy Me: I want to be able to think like a man. Genie: Granted. [5 min later] Genie: So what do you think so far? Me: About what? 06:24 PM - 08 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. OhNoSheTwitnt @OhNoSheTwitnt Whenever a woman tweets about feminism. 12:56 PM - 16 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Myrrh @ixix82 "So You Were Trying to Be Polite But Now He Wants to Wear Your Skin As Pajamas: A Woman's Guide to the Internet" 02:54 PM - 01 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Josie George @porridgebrain God, imagine even contemplating sex in this weather. If a man came at me with anything other than a Solero, I think I'd cry. 06:14 PM - 19 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. maura quint @behindyourback *at my funeral* Friend crying over my casket: look they're burying her in her favorite dress Me, still dead: it haaasss pockets 08:29 PM - 03 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. merritt k @merrittk most successful men i know: laid back, easygoing, goofballs most successful women i know: constantly anxious, fearful, eyebags 10:44 PM - 20 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom I feel bad for women who say finding true love is the best experience in life. They've obviously never found their bra size on clearance. 11:09 PM - 29 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. samantha @smnthataylor if a guy wants me to wear less makeup all he gotta do is ask and imma say no 07:30 AM - 26 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. beth mccoll @imteddybless man: im a MAN i do MAN things NOT SCARED OF NOTHIN same man seeing pubic hair on a woman: 03:57 PM - 17 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Aparna Nancherla @aparnapkin DID U KNO: women developed passive aggressiveness as a way to combat society's aggressive passiveness toward treating them like equal humans 09:05 PM - 26 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. dream ghoul @TheDreamGhoul every time a man in power dodges accountability for sex crimes, women become more and more afraid to exist 07:15 PM - 17 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. beth mccoll @imteddybless attention men: pls stop telling us you want to go down on us for "hours". thats way too long. we have stuff to do. i've got a lasagne cookin 02:09 PM - 06 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Sophia Benoit @1followernodad Men convinced women that they are only good for their looks and then convinced them that caring about their looks is vapid. 06:32 PM - 20 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Sophie Gadd @sophie_gadd mens basic tee: 100% cotton, white/black/grey women's basic tee: 95% elastane, SEE THRU, CUT OUT BITS???, "Cali Beach Club 77" on the back 02:54 PM - 30 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite