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19 Tweets That Are Funny AF If You Love Dogs More Than People

"No you can't sit there my dog might sit there."

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Me, as a ghost: GET OUT homeowners: grab the dog let's get out of here! Me: LEAVE THE DOG WHO'S A GOOD BOY WHO'S A GOOD BOY THAT'S RIGHT U R

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Friend: You going out tonight? Me: No Friend: What are you gonna do? Me: I'm having some friends over for dinner

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In 34 years I've said I love you to two women and every dog I've ever seen.

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You can't tell me what to do, you're not my dog

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My life is a constant battle of wanting to pet a dog and not wanting to talk to its owner.

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No you can't sit there my dog might sit there.

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[bends down to pet your dog] Me: what's this guys name Owner: this is- Me [not breaking eye contact with dog]: yeah I wasn't talking to you

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Why is our dog walker acting like she's in an intimate relationship with our dog just because we no longer need her

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Thinking about quitting my job to spend more time with the dog

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[First date] Her: I'm really glad you asked me out yesterday in the park Me: *looking under table* you didn't bring your dog?

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u know what i like about people? their dogs.

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nice dog. Sure would be a shame if someone were to...pet it for like 40 minutes

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Cop: Do you know why I've pulled you over? Me: *rolls eyes* yes.. Cop: *finishes petting my puppy through the window* ok that'll be all sir

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Cool date idea: Bring your dog to my house..then leave

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A strip club, but instead of women taking their clothes off it's just dogs and instead of lap dances you can just pet the dogs.

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When you're at a party and the dog comes downstairs

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[1st date] Maybe next time i could meet your dog [2nd date] Your dog is so cool [3rd date] Do u mind if me & your dog hung out without you

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Friendship requirements: be fun-loving, low maintenance, cute, furry, four-legged, a dog.

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