Buzz·Posted on 13 May 201525 Night Bus Problems Every Londoner Knows To Be TrueMust. Not. Fall. Asleep.by Remee PatelBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. After a long night, waiting for the night bus is pretty much hell on earth. Katie Smith @KateASmithy Waiting for the nightbus @SleepyCommuters #youfellasleep 09:13 AM - 30 Jun 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. When you finally get on it, your senses become immediately overwhelmed. James Joseph @SeamasSeosamh I'm on a London night bus for the first time - it smells distinctly like a toilet 03:45 AM - 09 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Assaulted, really. Dipro Bhowmik @MarioValenzuela There's something profoundly melancholy about a night bus that smells of onions and feet. 02:12 PM - 12 Nov 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Probably because of all the Chicken Cottage someone dropped on the floor once they realised their grave mistake. View this photo on Instagram 4. Or you know, THIS. View this post on 5. If you sit downstairs, the normal people with night jobs judge the shit out of you. View this photo on Instagram 6. And standing anywhere just isn't a safe option. View this post on 7. So you go upstairs, where you're greeted with this. View this photo on Instagram 8. Once in a while you find yourself utterly alone. View this photo on Instagram 9. That is, until someone comes and sits right next to you. View this post on 10. It's not long before they fall asleep on you and drool on your sleeve, letting you know you've become friends. 11. You'll strike up a conversation with someone cool until you're rudely interrupted by stranger who fancies themselves a bit of a bantersaurus. gabrielle ☮ @hiitsgabrielle Night bus through London. Discussing what to have for breakfast. Some guy pipes up from back of the bus "I'll provide the sausage" Champion 04:17 AM - 23 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite A stranger who most likely looks like this: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. Who will then attempt to flirt with you by asking existential questions. eliz_anne01 @eliz_anne01 "How are you doing?" "Fine." "You should be doing fantastic." Truer words were never spoken at 3:30 a.m... #nightbusproblems 10:34 AM - 20 Jun 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. So sometimes you'd rather go incognito. View this photo on Instagram 14. Because there's always someone watching. View this photo on Instagram 15. And plotting. View this photo on Instagram 16. So you have to be extra aware of your surroundings. Saskia Preston @saspreston It's really annoying when you fall asleep on the night bus and miss your stop so you have to try and hijack it with nothing but a kebab. 05:43 PM - 29 Jun 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Although... Yung Pellé @Julius_Caesar14 You haven't lived until you've fallen asleep on a night bus 10:26 PM - 11 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. The London night bus is something you have to mentally prepare for. Kyam @ThatDudeKyam Fearing for my non London friends when they come to London and have to get a night bus 12:01 AM - 06 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Because believe it or not, it's not like how they describe it in books. Emma Badame @pollyprissypant This London Night Bus isn't all that Harry Potter suggested it would be. 12:57 AM - 26 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Although there are some similarities... Sean Whitney @sh_whitney Took the London night bus for the first time last night. I swear I saw this guy at one point 12:16 PM - 19 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. When nothing happens on the night bus you feel cheated. Stephen Grant @stephencgrant Well I just got off a London night bus for the first time in my life and nothing comedic happen to me at any point. Questioning my life now. 01:53 AM - 26 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Because you secretly wanted to have beers with some new pals. View this photo on Instagram 23. You wanted to take a picture of Johnny Depp on the N29. View this photo on Instagram 24. You wanted to sing a bit of Ronan Keating. View this photo on Instagram 25. Because the London night bus is one heck of a rollercoaster ride. Gayleannakey @gayletootsweets My experiences on a #NightBus 'i'm so tired, i need some chips, go away weirdo, is this my stop, i feel sick....'.... 07:39 PM - 12 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite There's really nothing else quite like it. Sir Richard Lartey @giloi Everyone knows that the best of humanity can be found on the top deck of a night bus in London. #NightBus 09:06 PM - 11 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite