25 Night Bus Problems Every Londoner Knows To Be True
Must. Not. Fall. Asleep.
Probably because of all the Chicken Cottage someone dropped on the floor once they realised their grave mistake.
If you sit downstairs, the normal people with night jobs judge the shit out of you.
And standing anywhere just isn't a safe option.
So you go upstairs, where you're greeted with this.
Once in a while you find yourself utterly alone.
That is, until someone comes and sits right next to you.
It's not long before they fall asleep on you and drool on your sleeve, letting you know you've become friends.
A stranger who most likely looks like this:
So sometimes you'd rather go incognito.
Because there's always someone watching.
Because you secretly wanted to have beers with some new pals.
You wanted to take a picture of Johnny Depp on the N29.
You wanted to sing a bit of Ronan Keating.
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