19 Things You'll Only Understand If You're Dating Someone Who Goes To The Gym
While they're at the gym for three hours you're in bed. Eating chips.
1. Your S.O. is always trying to get you to go to the gym with them.
2. Especially on the weekends.
3. And they're always insanely chirpy when they get back from a morning session.
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WAKE UP! I FEEL SO ENERGISED! ISN'T THE WORLD BEAUTIFUL? BE WHO YOU WANT TO BE! BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD!
Shut the fuck and let me go back to sleep.
4. Sometimes you think that they love the gym more than you.
5. Because they're always spending so much time there.
"Are you cheating on me?"
"I only cheat once a week...WITH A CHEESEBURGER AMIRITE?"
"That's it, I'm leaving you."
6. So even though you hate the gym, you try to go along just to spend some quality time with your S.O.
When your girlfriend goes to the gym with you>>
7. When you're there you spend most of the time complaining.
It's so hard but your S.O. makes it all look so easy.
8. And trying to understand your S.O.'s workout face.
What is happening? Why do you look like you're about to shit yourself?
9. Sometimes eating out can be a challenge because they're always on a special diet.
10. And they're forever fiddling with their "gains" calculator to check if something fits into their "macros".
WHAT ARE THESE WORDS?
11. Once a week though, they get a cheat meal and it legit saves your relationship.
It's what brings you back every time you think you may just break up with them.
12. The snacks they eat are dangerously misleading.
"Did you eat my protein bar?"
"Yes I thought it was a cookie."
"Yeah, it kind of is"
"IT IS NOTHING LIKE A COOKIE IT IS GARBAGE."
13. But the most misleading of all are those milkshakes they always seem to be drinking.
"Is that a milkshake?"
"Sort of, it tastes just like mint chocolate chip."
*tries milkshake*
"NO IT FUCKING DOESN'T YOU LYING SON OF A BITCH."
14. They do know how to make pretty good ~healthy~ versions of your favourite foods, though.
15. And perhaps more importantly, they have an endless supply of tupperware.
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16. They basically inspire you (sometimes) to strive for more.
17. Because how could they not when they look this amazing?
18. Even though you disagree on how you should spend your Sunday mornings, you know your differences are what makes your relationship work.
Opposites attract : boyfriend goes to the gym, I take a nap 😴💤