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19 Things You'll Only Get If You Fucking Love Karaoke

You hate when people can actually sing, this is YOUR time to shine!

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1. Whenever you do karaoke, you feel like you are truly in your happy place.

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2. So it's no wonder it's your go-to for a good night out.

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3. If you love being the centre of attention, karaoke is the perfect place for you to show off your stuff.

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4. And even if you're shy, it seems like karaoke just brings out a completely different side to you.

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5. You always give every performance 110%.

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You're here to entertain, not fuck about.

6. Especially when it comes to ballads, because delivering real emotional intensity is your jam.

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7. Waiting for your turn always feels like forever because you want to be singing all of the time.

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If it were up to you, you'd be the only one singing.

8. But once you do have the mic it's pretty damn hard to get it off you.

"I'LL GO!" you shout at every opportune moment.
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"I'LL GO!" you shout at every opportune moment.

9. There's nothing more annoying than doing karaoke with someone who can actually sing.

Karaoke isn't for people who can actually sing guys, that's why you audition for X Factor.
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Karaoke isn't for people who can actually sing guys, that's why you audition for X Factor.

10. Because even though you suck at singing, you don't actually suck at karaoke.

They're two different things and you do THIS thing well.
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They're two different things and you do THIS thing well.

11. When you can't get down to your local karaoke joint, you'll happily settle for the next best thing.

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You just have to be prepared for your neighbours to shout "SHUT THE FUCK UP" every now and then.

12. You genuinely feel crushed if the song you want isn't on the list.

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13. Although it pales in comparison to someone else already choosing it for themselves.

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You would have sung it better.

14. When your song is available, and you do get to perform it, you feel you look like this:

"DON'T - MAKE - ME - CLOOOOSEEEEEEEEEE ONE MORE DOOR!!!!"
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"DON'T - MAKE - ME - CLOOOOSEEEEEEEEEE ONE MORE DOOR!!!!"

15. But in reality you look more like this:

"I don't wanna" *voice cracks* "hurtttt anymoreeeee".
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"I don't wanna" *voice cracks* "hurtttt anymoreeeee".

16. Sometimes, if you lose your rhythm mid-song, you feel quite embarrassed.

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17. And because you always opt for challenging songs to y'know, show off your range, you can sometimes fuck up the lyrics too.

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This is why a rap song is never a good idea.

18. You've fallen victim to a sore throat many a time due to going too hard with your singing.

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19. But it never ever stops you from pursuing your dreams, because at karaoke, passion rules over talent every time.

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And you have passion in spades.