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21 Things You'll Just Get If You're Vain AF

"Take my picture!" *looks at picture taken* "TAKE IT AGAIN I HATE IT".

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1. A daily selfie is your daily affirmation.

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Today you look great.

2. Which means your camera roll aways looks like this:

My camera roll after a trying to take a decent Instagram selfie...💁

3. Sometimes though, a selfie just won't do, so you're always getting other people to take pictures of you.

"Take a pic of me please, I need the world to see this".
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"Take a pic of me please, I need the world to see this".

4. Whenever you pose for the camera, you pull your "signature move".

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5. And you always make sure to check the photo afterwards in case it's not absolutely perfect.

Instagram: @evastaudinger

DELETE IT OR DIE.

6. Because your worst nightmare is being tagged in an unflattering photo.

Remee Patel
Remee Patel

HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE SEEN THIS? HOW MANY???

7. But you'll happily put up an unflattering photo of your friend as long as you look good.

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8. You've been known to stalk your own social media profiles.

Ahh 2013, I was so hot that year.
Remee Patel

Ahh 2013, I was so hot that year.

9. And your top moments are always, yep you guessed it, selfies.

Instagram: @jadejayne

10. When someone pays you a compliment you accept it without embarrassment.

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Thank you, that is very kind, it's hard work looking this good.

11. And you'll happily display pictures of yourself anywhere you can.

Instagram: @mslanabobana_

I am the fucking star.

12. Sometimes you get distracted by your own good looks.

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13. And you can't help taking a long, lingering look at your reflection every time your pass a mirror.

14. So it's safe to say getting ready takes some time.

15. Which means people around you are always making this face:

Are you ready yet? Have you got enough photos of yourself? Can we step outside now?
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Are you ready yet? Have you got enough photos of yourself? Can we step outside now?

16. They just don't get that if you don't look flawless, you're not leaving the house.

Instagram: @kickash_fitness

17. If on the rare occasion you do have to go out looking less than perfect, you will hope and pray no one notices you.

Everyone will see you though and everyone will ask you if you're "tired".
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Everyone will see you though and everyone will ask you if you're "tired".

18. Sometimes you'll hold back on your emotions to quite literally save face.

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19. From time to time, you do wonder if you go a little overboard.

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20. But then you get distracted again...

21. You're just always feeling yourself and there isn't any shame in that.

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