1. If you could have just one talent, it would be the ability to sing.
2. Because even though you're constantly singing, you come up a just a little short in the talent department.
3. Sometimes when you sing along to a belter, it really feels like you're just as good as the artist.
4. And singing in the bathroom feels especially great, because the acoustics make you sound pretty decent on your own.
5. Every now and then, however, you're brought back down to earth.
6. Still, you can never resist a quick check to see if you've suddenly become amazing.
You haven't.
7. Whenever you sing a ballad you think you look like this:
8. But really you look like this:
9. Every karaoke night is an opportunity for you to shine.
10. So you're always guilty of hogging the mic.
11. You secretly hate people who can sing better than you.
12. But nothing's worse than people who won't sing at all.
If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends
13. Meeting someone equally dedicated, but equally talentless as you, is incredibly special.
14. Despite having zero talent yourself, you're always really harsh when watching auditions on TV.
15. People always mistake your enthusiasm for humour.
16. And it genuinely annoys you when people point out that you can't sing.
17. So sometimes as a defence mechanism, you pretend that you weren't using your "real" singing voice.
