19 Things Everyone Who Does Military Fitness Knows To Be True

    If you were really in the army you would be 100% dead AF right now.

    1. When you arrive at the park you're like, "Oh it's so nice being outdoors, this will be so much better than the gym".

    2. And then you see the instructors in their army gear and you start to panic.

    3. Because they are equal parts scary and attractive, they're quite an intimidating bunch.

    4. There's always one instructor you're deathly afraid of.

    5. Warming up altogether seems OK, but as soon as you're told to start running off in your groups you know the pain is coming.

    6. And because the instructors will never tell you the time, or give you an indication of how long you've got left, you know you'll feel like it's going to be the longest hour of your life.

    7. Come rain or shine you know the class will always still go ahead.

    8. Because part of the whole point is trucking through whatever is thrown at you.

    doing press ups in cow poo isn't my idea of fun #bootcamp

    9. And even though you feel gross as hell, you will feel a bit like a bad-ass.

    10. Because the dirtier and wetter you get, the higher the sense of achievement.

    11. Sometimes partner work can be a little awkward, especially if they decide to put two different levels together.

    12. Not to mention the weird tension you might have when you have to get into ~intimate~ positions with someone you quite possibly fancy.

    13. Most of the time though, the partner work is the best bit.

    14. Although the views are second to none.

    15. There's always a moment where you think you might actually die.

    16. But it's usually a sign that the session is coming to an end.

    17. When it's officially over, you suddenly feel like you've conquered the world.

    18. And even though you're so weak afterwards, you can barely get your shit together.

    19. You know if you can conquer bootcamp, you can conquer anything.