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Definitive Proof That No One Does Summer Better Than Britain

We don't need the sun to have a good time, amirite?

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We don't cancel BBQs if the weather changes.

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Because we were born ready for you, EVIL RAIN.

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Nothing will get in the way of our juicy bangers.

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Especially once we've got our baps out.

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Rain or shine, our picnics are absolutely top-notch.

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When we can be bothered, that is.

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And we have the most wonderful strawberries this time of year.

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Which when combined with fancy booze and Wimbledon, truly make a perfect summer's day.

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So what if some of our beaches have stones?

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Our beaches are home to some of the best fish and chips you'll ever have.

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As long as you can defend yourself from vicious seagulls who give absolutely zero fucks about your day.

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A day trip isn't isn't really complete without the consumption of the glorious 99.

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Speaking of national treasures, there is no summer without Pimm's.

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It's basically our summer cup of tea.

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So yeah, we drink it A LOT.

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Because it makes you look classy without having to be classy at all.

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Like when you're walking around the grounds of stately homes pretending you own it when really you can't even afford a studio flat.

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And then you go and have a "spot of afternoon tea" like it's your life everyday.

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Without all the rain, we wouldn't have these rather lovely rainbows.

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Or beautiful blooms that don't need the sunshine to pop.

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Blooms you will find in the pub garden where you will spend all of your summer nights.

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And if it rains, which it will, well the inside isn't exactly terrible is it?

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You'll be wankered all the same.

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Because being drunk all the time is the true essence of the British summer, not the sun.

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When the sun does come out though, we make the most of every waking moment.

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We'll be basking in it even as it slips away from us.

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Because Britain is truly glorious when bathed by the summer sun.

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And we know it's fleeting, which is why it's so special.

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British summer is coming and it's going to be fucking glorious.

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