19 Awards Fuckboys Truly Deserved In 2017

These guys are all winners in my eyes.

1. The Most Unusual Name On Tinder Award:

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2. The What The Fuck Award for Outstanding Commitment to Sexting:

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3. The Most Vivid Use of Language Award:

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4. The LMFAO Award For Most Original Pun:

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5. The Most Confusing Chat-Up Line Award:

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6. The Persistence Award For Outstanding Commitment To Pubic Hair:

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7. The Salty Award For Best Response To Being Snubbed:

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8. Best Picture (Non-Dick):

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9. The Virgin Award For Best Opening Line:

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10. The True Poet Award For Outstanding Commitment To Rhyme:

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11. The Mature, Mostly Smooth Award For Passionate Prose:

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12. The Okaaaaay Then Award For Most Confusing Request:

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13. The Award For Most Aggressive Repeat And Send:

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14. The Honest Award For Best Copy And Paste:

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15. The "0-100" Award:

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16. The "100-0" Award:

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17. The Clueless Award For The Most Repetition Of A Phrase No Woman Wants To Hear:

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18. The You Need Jesus Award For Outstanding Commitment To Anal Anatomy:

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19. The WTF Award for Outstanding Achievement In Grossing Out Women On The Internet:

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