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19 Awards Fuckboys Truly Deserved In 2017

These guys are all winners in my eyes.

1. The Most Unusual Name On Tinder Award:

2. The What The Fuck Award for Outstanding Commitment to Sexting:

3. The Most Vivid Use of Language Award:

4. The LMFAO Award For Most Original Pun:

5. The Most Confusing Chat-Up Line Award:

6. The Persistence Award For Outstanding Commitment To Pubic Hair:

7. The Salty Award For Best Response To Being Snubbed:

8. Best Picture (Non-Dick):

9. The Virgin Award For Best Opening Line:

10. The True Poet Award For Outstanding Commitment To Rhyme:

Best Opening Line

11. The Mature, Mostly Smooth Award For Passionate Prose:

12. The Okaaaaay Then Award For Most Confusing Request:

13. The Award For Most Aggressive Repeat And Send:

14. The Honest Award For Best Copy And Paste:

15. The "0-100" Award:

16. The "100-0" Award:

This is even more confusing.

17. The Clueless Award For The Most Repetition Of A Phrase No Woman Wants To Hear:

18. The You Need Jesus Award For Outstanding Commitment To Anal Anatomy:

19. The WTF Award for Outstanding Achievement In Grossing Out Women On The Internet:

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