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22 Very Important Questions Muggles Have For Wizards

What you got under dem robes?

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1. Do British wizards and witches eat anything other than British food?

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Like, do you ever go to a local Indian for a cheeky curry?

2. Doesn't drinking pumpkin juice all the time give you the shits?

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3. Do you get paranoid about ghosts coming in the bathroom while you have a poo?

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Or a wank...

4. Is it frowned upon to have a muggle job?


5. Is rap a thing for you guys?


6. How do you not lose your wands all the time?

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Or like, sit on them?

7. Don't your private parts get sore when you ride a broomstick?

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8. What happens to your brooms when you get pissed at the pub?

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9. Do you have a special cure for hangovers?

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10. Where do you go to get turnt up?

11. Do you have national wizard holidays where you get time off work?

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12. Do you need a passport for international apparations?

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13. Don't your owls shit everywhere?

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14. Do mums give birth naturally or is there a spell for that?

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15. Do you use Veritaserum on your kids to find out if they've been up to anything bad?

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Or your partner?

16. Do you still learn English and Maths at Hogwarts?

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All these essays and reports to write, but no grammar lessons?

17. Why isn't a ball point pen not good enough for you?

18. Do you guys have stand up comedians?

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19. And gossip magazines?

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20. Who is your favourite celebrity muggle?

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21. When us muggles put something down and then can't find it two minutes later, is that your doing?

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Can u not?

22. Most importantly, what you got under dem robes?

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Calvins? Thongs?