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    22 Very Important Questions Muggles Have For Wizards

    What you got under dem robes?

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    1. Do British wizards and witches eat anything other than British food?

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    Like, do you ever go to a local Indian for a cheeky curry?

    2. Doesn't drinking pumpkin juice all the time give you the shits?

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    3. Do you get paranoid about ghosts coming in the bathroom while you have a poo?

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    Or a wank...

    4. Is it frowned upon to have a muggle job?

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    5. Is rap a thing for you guys?


    6. How do you not lose your wands all the time?

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    Or like, sit on them?

    7. Don't your private parts get sore when you ride a broomstick?

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    8. What happens to your brooms when you get pissed at the pub?

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    9. Do you have a special cure for hangovers?

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    10. Where do you go to get turnt up?

    11. Do you have national wizard holidays where you get time off work?

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    12. Do you need a passport for international apparations?

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    13. Don't your owls shit everywhere?

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    14. Do mums give birth naturally or is there a spell for that?

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    15. Do you use Veritaserum on your kids to find out if they've been up to anything bad?

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    Or your partner?

    16. Do you still learn English and Maths at Hogwarts?

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    All these essays and reports to write, but no grammar lessons?

    17. Why isn't a ball point pen not good enough for you?

    18. Do you guys have stand up comedians?

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    19. And gossip magazines?

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    20. Who is your favourite celebrity muggle?

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    21. When us muggles put something down and then can't find it two minutes later, is that your doing?

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    Can u not?

    22. Most importantly, what you got under dem robes?

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    Calvins? Thongs?

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