1. You're constantly being compared to your sibling.
2. And every conversation with your parents involves some mention of how much of an angel they are.
3. Or how they always listen and can do no wrong.
4. You've often been told you could learn a lot from them.
5. Since you're basically the devil child.
6. When you ask them outright about favouritism they act shady and uncomfortable.
7. And their actions truly speak louder than words.
8. Your parents will happily be at their beck and call.
9. But when you need their help...
10. Everything your sibling does is perfect in your parents' eyes.
11. And you're always being reminded of their achievements, even the really lame ones.
12. When they have big news, your parents are all like:
13. But when it's you...
14. You often tease the actual favourite relentlessly.
15. Because your parents think your sibling is the perfect child.
16. So you can't help but revel in their mistakes.
17. Or be egged on by a bit of "healthy" competition.
18. When you do get attention, it's the unwelcome kind.
19. So when you are actually treated like you're special you're naturally very suspicious.
20. Because you don't get quite this much attention, even on your birthday.
21. But it's OK, because you're someone else's favourite.
After all:
