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    18 Real AF Problems That Only British People Have

    Can't get your mates to come to the pub? Photoshop 5 pints and tell them a free round is waiting for them.

    1. Having to think of crafty ways to get your mates to come to the pub:

    2. But also having to prove that you don't live at one:

    3. Because we're utterly obsessed with 'Spoons:

    This is literally the worst poem ever written

    4. Having the constant fear that that there won't be enough booze:

    5. Fry-ups being ruined by hipsters:

    6. And being given a half-arsed tea:

    Mum forgot to do Garlic Bread with tea, more like chilli con cannot be arsed, Jane.

    7. Because garlic bread is a national treasure and should be treated as such:

    FaceTiming my oven so I can see when my garlic bread is done.

    8. Awkward small talk with your cabbie:

    wis in a taxi going to work n the cunt asked "so wit is it ye do?" a replied "work in a bank mate you?" Just let me oot here mate al walk it

    9. Measures being absurdly small in Britain meaning that going on holiday equals instantly getting trashed:

    asked for a vodka n coke last night in menorca n look at the fuckin state ae that, that's a pint glass, that's atte…

    10. Misunderstanding one another because of our many dialects:

    Boy behind the bar said to jason "Β£4 a pint Β£8 a pitcher" jason goes "were no wanting a photo just a pint please" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    11. And the ever-lasting North/South divide:

    londoner: hi northerner: hiGH like your house prices πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ honestly you couldn't pay me to live in london πŸ™…πŸ™… enjoy your smog-infested bubble πŸ‘‹πŸ»

    12. TV schedules:

    ITV2: We Played The Mummy Returns 3 times this month ITV2 to ITV2: Play it again

    13. Having to be polite at all times:

    Everyone in England - Person A - 'alright mate, how's it going?' Person B - (lying) 'yeah good, you?' Person A - (also lying) 'yeah good'

    14. Too polite:

    When you ask "Who wants a brew?" and suddenly you're making 5 cups of tea, 2 nutty mochas and a tall, non-fat latte with caramel drizzle.

    15. Because we can't handle the truth:

    Customers just asked me what perfume I've got on, didn't have the heart to tell her I'd febreze'd myself so I said it were Marc Jacobs ffs

    16. Having to come up with different ways to say thank you because we say it so goddamn much:

    When you follow someone through multiple doors

    17. Soap storylines reaching an embarrassing level:

    LMFAO Hollyoaks writers need to be stopped😭

    18. And our reality TV shows taking it a step too far:

    I’m dead πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚