22 Things You'll Just Get If You Love Animals More Than People
Let's be real, puppies and kittens > tiny humans.
1. First of all, animals are better than people because they aren't people.
2. They are pure and innocent and everything good.
3. You don't have to school them on how to take selfies, they are natural posers.
4. In fact, most of the social media accounts you follow are basically animals.
5. If you have a pet, they're your number one priority at all times.
6. Which can make dating a little difficult.
7. At at house party you'll alway be that person who hangs out with the pet in the corner.
8. And whereas a human can piss you off just for breathing, anything an animal does is glorious.
9. Watching a movie where people die is sad, watching a movie where an animal dies is DEVASTATING.
10. People think you're crazy just because you want to celebrate the important milestones in your pet's life.
11. But you really couldn't give a shit because you've already resigned yourself to the role of "crazy cat/dog/racoon person".
12. You're always on the hunt for animal-friendly gizmos and gadgets.
Like this hoodie you can carry your pet in.