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22 Things You'll Just Get If You Love Animals More Than People

Let's be real, puppies and kittens > tiny humans.

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3. You don't have to school them on how to take selfies, they are natural posers.

4. In fact, most of the social media accounts you follow are basically animals.

5. If you have a pet, they're your number one priority at all times.

If a guy ever thinks he's more important than my dog, he's wrong😇 #mcm

8. And whereas a human can piss you off just for breathing, anything an animal does is glorious.

*dog moves slightly* "Oh Barney you are a CHARACTER".


10. People think you're crazy just because you want to celebrate the important milestones in your pet's life.

How dare you call me mentally unstable, on this, the day of my cat's quinceanera.


14. Babies are cute and all, but you're not really that bothered.

*someone hands me a baby* Oh... no thank you *places baby on the ground*


15. However, should there be an opportunity to look after someone's puppy, you would literally KILL SOMEONE for it.

17. Because you'll barely say "Hi" to a human but you're not afraid to completely lose your shit over an animal.

*sees an old man walking a cute dog* me: HI BABYYY YOU'RE SO CUTE!! ARE YOU SCARED OF ME??? old man: thank you and yes i'm scared ??????????

18. I mean, what human could possibly be as entertaining as this dog dancing to Africa?

19. You haven't got framed pictures of your parents, bae or even your cute six-year-old niece, oh no.