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Do You Love Food More Than People?

Muffins or mankind?

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  1. 1. You’ve just sat down to eat a wonderful dinner and your mate calls you in tears, they’ve just broken up with their partner. Do you:

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    Tell them you can't chat right now, you're eating a prime bit of steak that cannot go cold.
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    Leave immediately to go see them, your dinner plate still on the table.
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    Chomp on your steak while they sob down the phone, interrupting every now and then with your loud, satisfied burps.
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    Tell them you'll be right over, you're just packing your steak to go.
  2. 2. Your housemate is out but has left a delicious looking chocolate cake on the kitchen table. What do you do?

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    Text them and ask if you’re allowed a slice.
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    Eat the entire cake and try to replace it with an identical one.
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    Take a slice, your housemate shouldn’t be stupid enough to leave that out when you’re around.
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    Go buy your own chocolate cake, theirs might be for something special.
  3. 3. You and a friend have just bought some fish and chips at the pier. A seagull comes along and attacks your mate, flying off with their box of fish and chips. Do you:

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    Run after the bastard seagull, that fucker is not taking your mate’s food!!
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    Give your mate a “comforting” pat on the back whilst you chow down on your own food.
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    Offer to share your fish and chips with your mate.
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    Go with them to buy another portion.
  4. 4. An old lady is struggling with her shopping and suddenly trips over her bags. Do you:

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    Drop your ice-cream and rush to her aid.
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    Pick someone who looks trustworthy to guard your ice-cream while you help the lady.
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    Yell “SOMEONE HELP HER!” while you continue to lick at your mint choc chip.
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    Rush to the lady’s aid whilst still holding the ice-cream, getting it all over her face in the process.
  5. 5. You arrive at a house party celebrating your best friend’s 30th birthday. There’s a table of food in the corner but none of it has been unwrapped yet. Do you:

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    Bypass the table and go find the birthday boy.
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    Hover by the table, maybe someone will unwrap the food.
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    Unwrap the food giving absolutely zero fucks and start eating.
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    Slyly peel back the plastic on one of the platters and shove some sausage rolls in your mouth before anyone can see.
  6. 6. Your cousin has just had a baby and there’s a family gathering to celebrate. You decide to take a picture that commemorates the special event. Which photo do you take?

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    Thinkstock
    Thinkstock
  7. 7. You’ve saved some leftovers from last night's takeaway in the fridge. When you get in from work you notice it’s all gone, how do you react?

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    Go on a vengeful, murderous rampage.
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    Make the culprit buy you another takeaway, you are NOT cooking.
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    Not leaving a note was your mistake. A stupid, stupid mistake.
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    No big whoop, you had that curry last night anyway.
  8. 8. You’re at a fancy dinner with you S.O.'s parents for the first time. They’re the chatty type so 20 minutes have already passed and still no food has been ordered. What do you do?

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    Say nothing and let them decide when to order, they’ll get the hint once you lose consciousness.
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    Interrupt the convo and politely suggest that maybe they should order since it may take a while.
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    Shout “WAITER WAITER OVER HERE PLEASE GOD PLEASE COME OVER HERE NOW”.
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    Take out a snack from your bag and munch during the conversation, spraying them with pastry flakes.
  9. 9. You’re out drinking with your mates having a great time. Its 12am and one of you suggests you move on to a club. Do you:

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    Go to the club, it’s gonna be a mad night!
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    Convince everyone to pick up food on the way, you need fuel to continue the party!
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    Go to McDonalds on your own, there’s only one way this night is going and it’s to those golden arches.
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    Go on a solo food mission but then show up in the club with a Big Mac.
  10. 10. You’re at a networking event for work and meant to be schmoozing. Where can you be found?

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    By the kitchen, that's where the canapés come out.
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    Everywhere, you need to be mobile if you're going to get those canapés.
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    In a crowd of people chatting, this is what you came here for.
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    Networking...with the waiting staff.
  11. 11. It’s Friday night and you’ve just ordered a massive pizza to yourself. Your crush rings and wants to come round. Do you:

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    Tell your crush to come over, you’ve just ordered pizza - it's the perfect night!
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    Ring up the pizza place and order extra pizza.
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    Tell your crush to take a hike, you got pizza to eat.
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    Tell them you need some time to get ready and eat the pizza quickly before they arrive.
  12. 12. It’s Mother’s Day and you’ve bought your mum some some flowers and a box of fancy chocolates. You’re on the train headed to see her and your stomach rumbles, the chocolates look SO good. Do you:

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    Eat the chocolate and just give your mum the flowers, she’ll never know otherwise.
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    Open the chocolates and tell her what happened, she wouldn't want her baby to go hungry.
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    Ignore the hunger, these are your mums favourite chocolates after all.
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    Hunt down a train vendor and buy a Mars bar.

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