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Pick A Santa, Receive A Gift
You'll have lots of fun with this delicious toy, and why not? You deserve it this year!
Just LOOK at its dinky little hat! How positively festive! The perfect gift for you, you sweet, sweet Christmas angel.
So sleek, so smooth, just like you! Enjoy some bum fun this festive season, you deserve it!
What a magnificent gift for a magnificent person! Treat yourself this Christmas with this elegant glass dildo for your anal pleasure!
So gold, so shiny! What a stunning gift for a magpie such as yourself! Go wild with this gold gizmo, and all of your dreams will come true!
What an adorable present! Please enjoy this sweet little butt plug by putting it up your butt and pretending to be a cute widdle wabbit! Awww!
TWO GIFTS?? Whhhhaaaat? Enjoy this gift with a friend and get into to double the trouble!
Are you a bit of a fashionista? I think so! Well enjoy this fabulous vibrator dahhhlling, you've earned some YOU time!
For the man who loves a mod con — what a gift! Use it yourself or gift it to a friend, either way this gorgeous gizmo will delight!