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Pick A Santa, Receive A Gift

Even people on the naughty list get something.

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Pick A Santa, Receive A Gift

You got: A candy coloured vibrator!

You'll have lots of fun with this delicious toy, and why not? You deserve it this year!

A candy coloured vibrator!
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You got: A festive dildo!

Just LOOK at its dinky little hat! How positively festive! The perfect gift for you, you sweet, sweet Christmas angel.

A festive dildo!
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You got: A shiny butt plug!

So sleek, so smooth, just like you! Enjoy some bum fun this festive season, you deserve it!

A shiny butt plug!
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You got: An anal prober!

What a magnificent gift for a magnificent person! Treat yourself this Christmas with this elegant glass dildo for your anal pleasure!

An anal prober!
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You got: A glamourous vibrator!

So gold, so shiny! What a stunning gift for a magpie such as yourself! Go wild with this gold gizmo, and all of your dreams will come true!

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You got: A fluffy butt plug!

What an adorable present! Please enjoy this sweet little butt plug by putting it up your butt and pretending to be a cute widdle wabbit! Awww!

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You got: A fantastic pair of artificial vaginas!

TWO GIFTS?? Whhhhaaaat? Enjoy this gift with a friend and get into to double the trouble!

A fantastic pair of artificial vaginas!
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You got: A glossy rampant rabbit!

Are you a bit of a fashionista? I think so! Well enjoy this fabulous vibrator dahhhlling, you've earned some YOU time!

A glossy rampant rabbit!
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You got: An erection extension!

For the man who loves a mod con — what a gift! Use it yourself or gift it to a friend, either way this gorgeous gizmo will delight!

An erection extension!
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