1. When your face and chest are two different colours.
2. And you can see unblended bits by the jawline, or worse, the NOSE.
4. When you look back at when you first learnt how to do makeup.
5. When chipped red nail polish looks like raw nail beds.
7. Or worse, glitter in your ACTUAL EYEBALL.
9. Or when they have to be torn off.
Taking off your real eyelashes too.
11. When you did your bronzer in bad lighting.
“But…but it looked fine in my room!!!” you protest when your BFF says you look like an Oompa Loompa.