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If You Tick Off At Least 21/34 Of These Things, You Have Long Hair

Played with your hair by twirling it in a sort of giant moustache.

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  1. Tick off all<br />of the things<br />you have done:
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    Got your hair caught in something random like a tree or a pen.
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    Got your hair caught on the jewellery of another person and so had to awkwardly untangle yourself from them.
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    Got your hair caught in food.
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    Had to remove dried crusted food from the end of your hair because you didn't realise you had dropped your hair in food.
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    Left "hair art" all over the bathroom walls.
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    Blocked the drain with your masses of molted hair.
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    Pulled long hairs from in between your buttcheeks.
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    Or found them somewhere even more random, like wrapped around one of your toes.
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    Had to rip out some of your hair because it got to a point where it was so matted it was beyond combing.
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    Or had to cut a chunk of hair off because it was so badly caught in your hair tie.
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    Tried to do a messy bun but ended up with a twisted lop-sided mess.
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    Worn your hair in a pony and accidentally injured someone next to you after an enthusiastic head shake.
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    Suffered from an immense headache after wearing your hair up all day.
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    Had your hair obstruct your sight on a windy day.
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    Broken a hair tie from the sheer force of your hair.
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    And thus not been able to take any goddamn pictures of you looking cute.
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    And bent many a bobby pin.
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    Suffered from arm ache from holding your straighteners or curlers, because it takes so long to style your hair.
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    Used a disproportionate amount of shampoo and conditioner.
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    And had to forgo expensive hair products because you just get through them too quickly.
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    Mistaken a ball of your own tangled hair lying on the floor, for a spider.
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    Said "long hair, don't care".
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    Found your own hair in your food.
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    Found your own hair in someone else's food.
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    Pretended you were in a shampoo advert and swooshed your freshly washed locks about.
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    Played with your hair by twirling it in a sort of giant moustache.
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    Avoided wearing lip gloss so as not to experience the sheer horror of your hair stuck to your lips.
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    Draped your hair over your chest and pretended to be a mermaid.
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    Or a mighty warrior on some sort of bloody, but sexy, TV show.
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    Worn your hair down but been annoyed within five minutes and so tied it back up again.
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    Gone to tie your hair but realised you didn't have a hair tie around your wrist, it was a phantom hair tie.
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    Been forced to twist your hair into a hair-tie-less bun and been surprised when your hair has actually stayed on top of your head.
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    Been not so surprised when it eventually came tumbling down.
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    Complained to people that you desperately needed to cut your hair.
 
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