Got your hair caught in something random like a tree or a pen.Got your hair caught on the jewellery of another person and so had to awkwardly untangle yourself from them.Got your hair caught in food.Had to remove dried crusted food from the end of your hair because you didn't realise you had dropped your hair in food.Left "hair art" all over the bathroom walls.Blocked the drain with your masses of molted hair.Pulled long hairs from in between your buttcheeks.Or found them somewhere even more random, like wrapped around one of your toes.Had to rip out some of your hair because it got to a point where it was so matted it was beyond combing.Or had to cut a chunk of hair off because it was so badly caught in your hair tie.Tried to do a messy bun but ended up with a twisted lop-sided mess.Worn your hair in a pony and accidentally injured someone next to you after an enthusiastic head shake.Suffered from an immense headache after wearing your hair up all day.Had your hair obstruct your sight on a windy day.Broken a hair tie from the sheer force of your hair.And thus not been able to take any goddamn pictures of you looking cute.And bent many a bobby pin.Suffered from arm ache from holding your straighteners or curlers, because it takes so long to style your hair.Used a disproportionate amount of shampoo and conditioner.And had to forgo expensive hair products because you just get through them too quickly.Mistaken a ball of your own tangled hair lying on the floor, for a spider.Said "long hair, don't care".Found your own hair in your food.Found your own hair in someone else's food.Pretended you were in a shampoo advert and swooshed your freshly washed locks about.Played with your hair by twirling it in a sort of giant moustache.Avoided wearing lip gloss so as not to experience the sheer horror of your hair stuck to your lips.Draped your hair over your chest and pretended to be a mermaid.Or a mighty warrior on some sort of bloody, but sexy, TV show.Worn your hair down but been annoyed within five minutes and so tied it back up again.Gone to tie your hair but realised you didn't have a hair tie around your wrist, it was a phantom hair tie.Been forced to twist your hair into a hair-tie-less bun and been surprised when your hair has actually stayed on top of your head.Been not so surprised when it eventually came tumbling down.Complained to people that you desperately needed to cut your hair.
If You Tick Off At Least 21/34 Of These Things, You Have Long Hair
You ticked of some off these things, which means you probably don't have short hair, but you don't have long hair, either.
From finding it in your bumcrack to your dinner, your long hair has been a nuisance since day dot! You probably wouldn't have it any other way though...long hair, don't care!