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NYE Resolutions We Make Vs. What We Actually Mean

"I will learn a new language" – I will download Duolingo and then delete it when I need more storage.

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1. "I will eat healthier" – I will try drinking lemon in my water for a week.

2. "I will move my body more" – I will occasionally walk down the escalator.

3. "I will go to that gym I've been paying for" – I will finally cancel my membership.

4. "I will do more charity work or volunteering" – I will put spare change in one of those charity boxes.

5. "I will cut down on drinking" – I will do Dry January for two weeks.

6. "I will travel the world more" – I will go to Harry Potter World in Orlando.

7. "I will manage my money better" – I will download an app and then delete it when I need more storage.

8. "I will learn a new language" – I will download Duolingo and then delete it when I need more storage.

9. "I will read more books" – I will re-read Harry Potter.

10. "I will do more cultured activities instead of going out to bars" – I will go to an evening event at a museum where there's a bar.

11. "I will stay in more" – I will go out more.

12. "I will go out more" – I will stay in more.

13. "I will cut down on my social media use" – I will delete, then reinstall Facebook.

14. "I will reconnect with an old friend" – I'll wish them Happy Birthday on Facebook.

15. "I will learn a new skill or hobby" – I will watch more true crime documentaries.

16. "I will try to eat my 5-a-day" – I will buy a juicer and break it by putting in too many apples.

17. "I will get more sleep" – I will listen to a TedTalk about sleep.

18. "I will be more organised" – I will complete two pages in my bullet journal.

19. "I will practice mindfulness every day" – I'll listen to a motivational podcast on the way to work.

20. "I will practice gratitude" – I will think about Susan from IT who can't eat cheese.

21. "I will try to be more mindful about the environment" – I will be vegan for 3 days before accidentally eating dairy.

22. "I will compete in some kind of race or fitness challenge" – I will go trampolining.

23. "I will spend more time with friends and family" – I will create several WhatsApp groups and send them all memes.

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