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WTF I Just Found Out That Some People Stand Up To Wipe After Pooping And I'm Honestly Confused

Is even poop dividing us?

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So the other day I was having dinner with my housemate, when she told me that a comedian she had just gone to see had revealed a very interesting fact during the show: Apparently when people wipe their bum after going for a poo, there's an almost equal split between those who sit while doing it and those who stand.

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According to my housemate, the comedian did a poll via a show of hands and proved his point – there was an equal split between sitters and standers in the room, and what was more interesting was that both camps were surprised by one another's choice.

As a sitter, I was frankly shocked by this information and immediately wanted to know which camp my friends were in.

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Weirdly they all replied straight away without question, so I don't know what that says about me.

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Most of my mates were natural sitters and were as confused as I was.

So, trusted and valuable readers, do me a favour and help me figure out if this is really a thing or if I just have a couple of weird friends.

  1. Do you SIT or STAND to wipe?

    SIT
    STAND
    I DON'T WIPE MY ASS 'COS I'M NASTY LIKE THAT

WTF I Just Found Out That Some People Stand Up To Wipe After Pooping And I'm Honestly Confused

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    I DON'T WIPE MY ASS 'COS I'M NASTY LIKE THAT

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