19 Things Women Who Love Eating Just Get
Crumbs in your bra every goddamn day.
1. Your idea of fun is anything that revolves around food.
2. Because happiness to you is being fed and being full.
3. So you take food very seriously, far more seriously than others.
4. You can match any guy when it comes to eating.
5. And if people question your habits, you always know just what to say.
6. And how to justify yourself.
7. Because eating is all that matters, you never hide the hungry in you.
8. So sometimes you might forget your manners.
9. And things might get just a little bit messy.
10. To the point where sometimes you just have to take the necessary precautions.
11. When you hear about someone's diet you're just there like:
12. Because you know that you've been there, done that and don't want to go back.
13. Although you know you could really do with just a bit more self-control.
14. Forget PMS, it's hanger that affects your mood.
15. And the only thing worse than a tiny portion, is paying a shitload for a tiny portion.
16. If a gesture of romance doesn't somehow involve food, it just isn't romantic.
17. Because to you, food is sensual, food turns you on.
18. Food is how you express your feelings.
19. Food is your entire life.
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