back to top

19 Fucking Things Only Women Who Love Swearing Will Understand

We say whatever the fuck we want.

Posted on

1. Swearing isn't really much of choice for you, it just comes so fucking naturally.

Showtime

2. And yet people just seem to get this impression that you're aggressive.

Which is complete bullshit.
E! / Via vane-dde.tumblr.com

Which is complete bullshit.

3. Because apparently swearing isn't very ladylike.

instagram.com

4. But just because you say "fuck...shit...bollocks" every five minutes doesn't mean you're not a classy woman.

instagram.com
Advertisement

5. You're ladylike AS FUCK, actually.

instagram.com

6. Swearing is just how you like to express yourself, for fuck's sake.

Showtime / Via giphy.com

7. But people often look at you like they're completely fucking disgusted.

NBC

8. Sometimes you will genuinely try to tone it down, because kids and shit.

instagram.com
Advertisement

9. But your "alternatives" aren't really alternatives at all.

Fox

10. It's OK though, because you'll totally be the coolest auntie ever.

instagram.com

11. And you can liven up anything with your colourful use of the English language.

instagram.com

12. If people think your swearing is bad, they should see you once you've had a few.

instagram.com
Advertisement

13. And when you're nervous or anxious your vocabulary becomes quite limited.

HBO

14. So dating can be a little awkward.

Bravo

15. But then again, if they can't handle it, they can fuck the fuck off.

instagram.com

16. People have tried to enforce swear jars, but you think it's complete bullshit.

instagram.com

You know that you would also be fucking broke.

Advertisement

17. Even your phone tries to censor you.

instagram.com

18. But it shouldn't have to be that way – you should be proud.

instagram.com

19. Because you're a grown-ass woman who can swear as much as she fucking wants, however she wants.

instagram.com

So fuck the haters.

Fox