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19 Fucking Things Only Women Who Love Swearing Will Understand

We say whatever the fuck we want.

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3. Because apparently swearing isn't very ladylike.

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4. But just because you say "fuck...shit...bollocks" every five minutes doesn't mean you're not a classy woman.

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5. You're ladylike AS FUCK, actually.

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8. Sometimes you will genuinely try to tone it down, because kids and shit.

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10. It's OK though, because you'll totally be the coolest auntie ever.

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11. And you can liven up anything with your colourful use of the English language.

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12. If people think your swearing is bad, they should see you once you've had a few.

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15. But then again, if they can't handle it, they can fuck the fuck off.

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16. People have tried to enforce swear jars, but you think it's complete bullshit.

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You know that you would also be fucking broke.

17. Even your phone tries to censor you.

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18. But it shouldn't have to be that way – you should be proud.

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19. Because you're a grown-ass woman who can swear as much as she fucking wants, however she wants.

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