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18 Things All Cheese Lovers Will Find Way, Way Too Real

You'd be so provolone without it.

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1. Just the sight of melted cheese induces extreme hunger.

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NEED TO HAVE IT NOW.

2. And when it comes to cheese, nothing is going overboard.

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3. Cheese wins over cake any day.

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4. Unless of course it's the best cake ever invented.

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5. Cheese never disappoints.

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6. So people who judge your cheesy choices need to get their shit together and realise what's what.

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7. Although there's a special place in hell for those who do not like cheese altogether.

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8. You rarely get embarrassed when it comes to making sure you get exactly the amount of cheese you want and deserve.

Parmesan Sir? "Yes please" Say when. *Grates Parmesan* Sir? "..." *Grates fingers* SIR? "..." *Grates entire hand* Please...I have a family.

9. And you're perfectly aware that your idea of healthy might be a little different to that of others.

Because anything is more palatable covered in cheese.
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Because anything is more palatable covered in cheese.

10. Becoming allergic to cheese would be one of the worst things that could ever happen to you.

You live in fear every day, which probably explains why you eat cheese the way you do.
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You live in fear every day, which probably explains why you eat cheese the way you do.

11. Because cheese makes up literally half of your fridge contents.

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12. What else could you possibly eat?

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13. You make exceptions for cheese more than you would with people.

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14. And you'd much rather spend quality time with Brie than Brianna.

alone eating cheese so you know it's saturday night

15. Sometimes you wonder if your obsession with cheese has gone too far.

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Because you will literally put it on anything.

16. And that maybe you need to start considering that there are other more important things in life.

17. But then you see bae just looking so fucking dreamy.

18. And you cannot resist its charms because cheese is the closest thing we have to perfection in this world.