Accidentally waved back at someone who was waving at someone behind you.Tripped over in front of a huge crowd of people.Accidentally liked a crush's photo from 36 weeks ago, making it clear you were stalking through all of their photos.Or worse, liked a crush's mom's photo from 36 weeks ago, making it clear you were stalking their mother.Forgotten your own name when you've had to introduce yourself.Sprayed someone with your spit as you spoke to them.Farted loudly and musically in front of someone you didn't know very well.Or worse, someone you had a crush on.Called your teacher or boss "Mom".Said "You too!" to a waiter when they said "Enjoy your meal!"Misjudged a handshake or fist bump and hugged the person instead.Been caught staring at someone while you were zoned out on the train.Sent a bitchy text to the person you were bitching about.Or a sexy text to a relative.Been scrolling on your phone while on the toilet and accidentally started FaceTiming someone.Forgotten to plug in your headphones in your phone or laptop and blared out cringey music.Lied about seeing a movie and then been caught out immediately when someone asked you a specific question about it.Hugged your friend from behind only to realise it's a complete stranger.Been caught talking to yourself in the mirror.Or practicing how to twerk.Been caught watching porn.Been walked in on while you were having sex.Puked on public transport.Accidentally peed or pooped yourself while in public.Been so drunk you got kicked out of the club.Been so drunk you puked all over someone you liked.Gone to take a sip of your drink but somehow completely missed your mouth and dribbled your drink all down your chin.Unknowingly had your shirt button come undone, or your flies, whilst you were talking to someone.Sneezed in front of someone into your hands and had a big sloppy bogey create a trail from your nose to your hands.Laughed hysterically at your own joke because other people started laughing but then realised they were laughing at something else :/ .Had a kid absolutely roast you because you were wearing an "uncool" outfit or said something like "The weather is lit today!" in an attempt to impress them.
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