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23 Things You'll Only Get If You're Obsessed With Cheese

It's just so gouda.

1. Your love for cheese probably started when you were a wee babe.

2. And you've grown up discovering all kinds of varieties.

3. It genuinely worries you that when you eat something not made by you, that there won't be enough cheese.

4. Because most people tend to live like this:

5. But you live your life like this:

Finally some gets what I mean when I say "extra extra extra cream cheese." #cheeseobsessed #CheeseForLife

6. So, needless to say, eating out can be a little awkward sometimes.

When the waiter offers Parmesan cheese there is always a painfully awkward 3 minutes as he grates the entire block onto my pasta.

7. Anything on a menu that involves cheese automatically becomes an option.

8. And if something doesn't come with cheese...well, it's gon' get some.

9. It angers you when someone says "that's too much cheese".

10. But you know your love for cheese is a little bit wrong sometimes.

11. WRONG BUT SO RIGHT.

12. You know your eating habits can be a little unbalanced.

Currently dipping mozzarella sticks in mac and cheese #cheeseobsessed

13. And that you can easily get carried away.

14. Still, at least you know when to have a salad every now and then.

15. You love a good cheesy pun.

16. And meeting another like-minded individual is simply THE BEST.

17. You love yourself a good cheeseboard.

18. But that doesn't mean you don't opt for dessert, especially when there's CHEESECAKE.

19. You know the position you take in life.

20. And it's not the side devoid of happiness and everything good.

21. Because cheese is art.

22. Cheese is pleasure.

23. Cheese is life, man.