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23 Things You'll Only Get If You're Obsessed With Cheese

It's just so gouda.

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1. Your love for cheese probably started when you were a wee babe.

2. And you've grown up discovering all kinds of varieties.

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3. It genuinely worries you that when you eat something not made by you, that there won't be enough cheese.

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DA FUQ IS THIS?

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4. Because most people tend to live like this:

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5. But you live your life like this:

Finally some gets what I mean when I say "extra extra extra cream cheese." #cheeseobsessed #CheeseForLife

6. So, needless to say, eating out can be a little awkward sometimes.

When the waiter offers Parmesan cheese there is always a painfully awkward 3 minutes as he grates the entire block onto my pasta.

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9. It angers you when someone says "that's too much cheese".

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WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

10. But you know your love for cheese is a little bit wrong sometimes.

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12. You know your eating habits can be a little unbalanced.

Currently dipping mozzarella sticks in mac and cheese #cheeseobsessed

14. Still, at least you know when to have a salad every now and then.

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15. You love a good cheesy pun.

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17. You love yourself a good cheeseboard.

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18. But that doesn't mean you don't opt for dessert, especially when there's CHEESECAKE.

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19. You know the position you take in life.

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20. And it's not the side devoid of happiness and everything good.

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LIKE THIS FUCKING CHEESELESS PIZZA.

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