Not made your bed for days on end.Dumped shit on your bed and slept in it without removing stuff first.Slept without sheets because you couldn't be bothered to change them.Left clothes drying around the house for days and only picked them up as you wore them.Left bits of food in the sink drain.Left dirty dishes overnight.Left dirty dishes for days on end.Found mouldy cups or plates somewhere.Found something that had so much mould you just threw it away instead of washing it.Continued to put stuff in the bin even though the black bag had collapsed inside.Put off taking out the rubbish until it stunk up the room.Piled a load of your stuff on your bed.Piled a load of your stuff on a chair.Piled a load of your stuff on the floor.Dropped your towel on the floor immediately after using it.Undressed in a place that's not your bedroom and left your clothes there.Undressed in your bedroom but left your clothes in a pile on the floor.Had to smell your clothes to check which ones were clean because your wardrobe is literally the floor.Taken off your shoes while walking into your house.Washed the dishes and just left them on the rack until you used them again.Spilled something and not cleaned it up straight away.Dropped something and not picked it up straight away.Broken something and not sorted it out straight away.Opened something with a lid and didn't put the lid back on.Put an empty container back in the fridge or cupboard.Left all of your utensils and cooking stuff out after cooking.Chopped veg and left the discarded bits on the countertop and floor.Not taken out food or drink that is out of date.Left letters and leaflets on the floor by the front door for so long it became hard to open it.Not washed up as you went along when cooking a big meal for lots of people.Kept empty containers and bottles out for weeks on end.Found odd shoes in different places and had to hunt through the house to pair them up again.Left empty toilet rolls in a pile on the toilet roll holder instead of throwing them away.Not closed the lid on your toothpaste.Let your hairs collect in the bath/shower.Allowed your shower drain to clog up.Left splodges of toothpaste on your bathroom mirror.Left splodges of food all over your hob.Left empty carrier bags/shopping bags lying around.Misplaced the remote on numerous occasions.Misplaced your keys on numerous occasions.Misplaced your phone on numerous occasions.Used the phrase "organised mess".Complained to someone that your place is a mess but done absolutely nothing about it.Had to shove everything you own under the bed/in a cupboard because you had a surprise visit.Taken a whole day to clean your place because it's such a shithole.Been told off at work for having a messy desk.Encrouched on your workmate's terrority by having your desk shit spill out onto their desk.Hoovered around things.Not bothered to hoover at all but pick up large noticeable items instead.Treated a table like a shelf.Eaten food in bed.Left crumbs in your bed and slept in them even though it's fucking disgusting and uncomfortable.Had crumbs fallen out from various places after undressing.Had your mates sigh at you.Had your Mum sigh at you.Had a cleaner sigh at you.
How Messy Are You Actually?
You're pretty fucking tidy actually! There might be the odd thing you don't tend to immediately but on the whole you keep everything in check and you can't stand the thought of mess and being around it.
You're a bit of a fucking mess! You probably aren't guilty of leaving dirty dishes for days, but you're also not the type to do it straight away either. Being untidy is something you accept, but dirty on the other hand, oh no.
You're untidy as fuck! Your life is a literal mess and you spend most of your time looking for shit instead of tidying it up! People are often tutting at you because you just DGAF, after all it's YOUR mess and you'll deal with it however you want!