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How Messy Are You Actually?

Are you the best at mess?

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    Tick off all that you have done:

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    Not made your bed for days on end.
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    Dumped shit on your bed and slept in it without removing stuff first.
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    Slept without sheets because you couldn't be bothered to change them.
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    Left clothes drying around the house for days and only picked them up as you wore them.
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    Left bits of food in the sink drain.
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    Left dirty dishes overnight.
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    Left dirty dishes for days on end.
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    Found mouldy cups or plates somewhere.
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    Found something that had so much mould you just threw it away instead of washing it.
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    Continued to put stuff in the bin even though the black bag had collapsed inside.
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    Put off taking out the rubbish until it stunk up the room.
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    Piled a load of your stuff on your bed.
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    Piled a load of your stuff on a chair.
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    Piled a load of your stuff on the floor.
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    Dropped your towel on the floor immediately after using it.
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    Undressed in a place that's not your bedroom and left your clothes there.
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    Undressed in your bedroom but left your clothes in a pile on the floor.
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    Had to smell your clothes to check which ones were clean because your wardrobe is literally the floor.
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    Taken off your shoes while walking into your house.
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    Washed the dishes and just left them on the rack until you used them again.
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    Spilled something and not cleaned it up straight away.
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    Dropped something and not picked it up straight away.
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    Broken something and not sorted it out straight away.
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    Opened something with a lid and didn't put the lid back on.
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    Put an empty container back in the fridge or cupboard.
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    Left all of your utensils and cooking stuff out after cooking.
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    Chopped veg and left the discarded bits on the countertop and floor.
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    Not taken out food or drink that is out of date.
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    Left letters and leaflets on the floor by the front door for so long it became hard to open it.
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    Not washed up as you went along when cooking a big meal for lots of people.
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    Kept empty containers and bottles out for weeks on end.
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    Found odd shoes in different places and had to hunt through the house to pair them up again.
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    Left empty toilet rolls in a pile on the toilet roll holder instead of throwing them away.
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    Not closed the lid on your toothpaste.
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    Let your hairs collect in the bath/shower.
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    Allowed your shower drain to clog up.
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    Left splodges of toothpaste on your bathroom mirror.
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    Left splodges of food all over your hob.
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    Left empty carrier bags/shopping bags lying around.
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    Misplaced the remote on numerous occasions.
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    Misplaced your keys on numerous occasions.
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    Misplaced your phone on numerous occasions.
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    Used the phrase "organised mess".
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    Complained to someone that your place is a mess but done absolutely nothing about it.
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    Had to shove everything you own under the bed/in a cupboard because you had a surprise visit.
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    Taken a whole day to clean your place because it's such a shithole.
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    Been told off at work for having a messy desk.
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    Encrouched on your workmate's terrority by having your desk shit spill out onto their desk.
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    Hoovered around things.
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    Not bothered to hoover at all but pick up large noticeable items instead.
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    Treated a table like a shelf.
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    Eaten food in bed.
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    Left crumbs in your bed and slept in them even though it's fucking disgusting and uncomfortable.
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    Had crumbs fallen out from various places after undressing.
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    Had your mates sigh at you.
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    Had your Mum sigh at you.
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    Had a cleaner sigh at you.
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