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2015 has been the year fuckboys truly outdid themselves.
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The year they slid into our DMs with reckless abandon.
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They lurked in the shadows, waiting to strike.
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And did whatever they could to grab our attention.
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They used tactics that were surely bound to work.
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But when it all went wrong they started blaming their cat.
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Their attempts to negotiate didn't work so well.
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But they succeeded in filling us with dread.
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And in leaving us utterly disappointed with mankind.
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And they did it all with bad grammar and spelling.
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(But not without a little artistic flair.)
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In 2015 they proved that they are clearly not OK.
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That something just isn't quite right.
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Maybe they just need a break, guys.
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Because they don't even stop during the holidays.
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I mean they don't seem to understand where they are going wrong.
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So let's afford them the time to reflect.
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Maybe they will seek spiritual guidance.
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Maybe they will work on their familial ~issues~.
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So let's ban them from 2016 before they burn out.
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They've done more than enough this year.