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19 Tweets That Become Truer The More You Read Them

"home is where u can look ugly & enjoy it"

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How people walk when they’re: DATING *holding hands* ENGAGED *arms locked* MARRIED *one person is 5 feet in front… https://t.co/4BuHGvvPzf

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Working on my five year plan: 1. ? 2. ? 3. ? 4. ? 5. And then they'll all be sorry.

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me tryin to fit one more 50 min episode in but i gotta leave the house in 20

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everyone on insta now looks like they have a professional photographer following them around all the time & tbh I j… https://t.co/XV34EVPACm

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My ideal sleeping position? Side sleeping, Left leg straight out right leg 90 degree angle hiked up. One arm under… https://t.co/CE814GOflw

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home is where u can look ugly & enjoy it

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my face without makeup at home: glowy, fresh, fading acne scars my face without makeup in the mirror of a public to… https://t.co/TI8uKxaN7y

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Yeah sex is cool but have you ever closed 15 tabs after finishing a project

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I fucking Hate being cat fished by a parking space. Get so excited, go to pull in.. and there's a fiat 500 in there

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Number one, why these shits so hard to open? Number two, they loud as hell. Whole fuckin country know you tryna get… https://t.co/BNOlmCD47o

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does anyone else have a car chapstick, a house chapstick & a to go chapstick or is it just me

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USPS Tracking: 1) Package has left facility 2) We have no fucking idea 3) Package delivered

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“Per my last e-mail” is office speak for “bitch can you read”

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Being home from school is all fun and games until your parents ask you to wash a dish.... umm I’m a guest.

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me @ $2 sandwich: It’s affordable but is it filling? If it’s filling, will it provide me with enough satisfaction?… https://t.co/V7QlJxhjJ3

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Vegans really look you in ya eyes and compare cauliflower to chicken

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[losing badly in a contest] guys its not a contest

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ok I got a question. When you’re laying down, do y’all ever just put your hand up for no reason? No just me?