Buzz·Posted on Mar 13, 201519 Disturbing Birthday Cakes That Will Make You Wish You Weren't BornJust a card next year thanks. Warning: Contains some NSFW cakes.by Remee PatelBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. This bloody nightmare. imgur.com 2. This piece of shit. imgur.com 3. This edible cat's litter because apparently that's how you say HBD these days. i.imgur.com 4. This senior citizen's dream. imgur.com 5. This spunktacular creation. imgur.com 6. This cake that's definitely bad and knows it. imgur.com 7. This offer you most definitely could refuse. imgur.com 8. This turd-filled toilet. notesfromthedungeons.blogspot.co.uk 9. This crappy-ass creation. imgkid.com 10. This vomit-inducing mess. galleryhip.com 11. DANNY FUCKING DEVITO. i.imgur.com 12. This cake with a sense of adventure. 2.images.tosh.comedycentral.com 13. This cake made especially for twins. rotflpictures.com 14. This clear statement about your waning importance in life. cakeswebake.com 15. This spring lamb who has suffered at the hands of its maker. imgur.com 16. This not so friendly reminder. imgur.com 17. This fungal foot. snipe.net 18. THIS ABSOLUTE ATROCITY. tosh.cc.com 19. WHY? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS? twitpic.com Need more buzz like this in your life? Sign up for the BuzzFeed Today newsletter and prepare to LOL, OMG, and WTF daily!