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19 Disturbing Birthday Cakes That Will Make You Wish You Weren't Born

Just a card next year thanks. Warning: Contains some NSFW cakes.

1. This bloody nightmare.

2. This piece of shit.

3. This edible cat's litter because apparently that's how you say HBD these days.

4. This senior citizen's dream.

5. This spunktacular creation.

6. This cake that's definitely bad and knows it.

7. This offer you most definitely could refuse.

8. This turd-filled toilet.

9. This crappy-ass creation.

10. This vomit-inducing mess.

11. DANNY FUCKING DEVITO.

12. This cake with a sense of adventure.

13. This cake made especially for twins.

14. This clear statement about your waning importance in life.

15. This spring lamb who has suffered at the hands of its maker.

16. This not so friendly reminder.

17. This fungal foot.

18. THIS ABSOLUTE ATROCITY.

19. WHY? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?

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