1. When you're on your period and experience conflicting emotions:
2. Whenever you wear a sports bra:
3. And when your boobs seem to get in the way of everything:
4. Including sex:
5. When you wear something low-cut and idiot men think they have the right to harass you:
6. But when your girls perv over you, it feels good:
7. When you get that completely random sharp stab in your boob:
8. When you decide to let the girls be free for the sake of a cute dress:
9. Whenever you go bra shopping:
10. And when you take off your bra and find all sorts of surprises:
11. When you think about how pregnancy may change them dramatically:
12. When you read the instructions for washing your nice lace bra:
13. When you finally free your girls from boob jail at the end of a long, hard day:
14. And when you play with your naked boobs and get all weird:
