Buzz·Posted on 21 Jan 201624 Hilarious Tweets About Kids That Are Way Too Real For Every Parent"Parenting is like being a juggler except all the balls are screaming."by Remee PatelBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn Don't ask me if I've seen a new movie. I have four little girls. If there wasn't a singing princess in it, the answer is no. 08:04 PM - 11 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Marl Beans @Marlebean 4: Mommy, you're just like a Disney movie. We should play pretend. Me: Aww! Sure! 4:You can be the Beast. Me: ... 4: Or the fat sea witch! 03:36 AM - 17 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Valerie @ValeeGrrl 8yo: On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me 5 golden 6: BUTTS 8: 4 calling 6: BUTTS 8: 3 French 6: BUTTS 8: MOMMYYYYY 08:09 PM - 24 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Tim @Playing_Dad [At dinner] Daughter: Daddy, how much of this meatball is meat? Me: Probably like 90% D: So it's 10% balls? Me: *spits out food* 12:39 AM - 03 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Moe @_Mo_lee_ Daughter: You're invading my personal space Mom: You came out of my personal space 06:58 PM - 08 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Wendy S. @maughammom *5yo climbing on my chair Me: "Be careful! I don't want want you to spill my wine. ...Oh I also don't want you to get hurt or whatever." 09:46 PM - 10 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Kalvin @KalvinMacleod Parenting is like being a juggler except all the balls are screaming. 11:10 PM - 11 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. batkaren @batkaren KID: Why's the sky blue DAD: It's sad MOM: Light refraction DAD: … MOM: … DAD: (*mumbling*) light refraction 06:25 PM - 05 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn I let my toddler dress herself. She's wearing a cupcake. 08:43 PM - 18 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat Pro tip: If you enthusiastically sing along, your kids will stop asking you to take them to musicals. 08:11 PM - 20 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Untastic Mr. Fitz @UnFitz That awful moment when your kid asks to watch "Anal-stasia" and you're not sure if it's a cute mistake or if she saw your browser history. 08:03 PM - 20 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Keep Meh & Carry On @TheAlexNevil 6: Dad, why do you have so many nicknames for me? *I break down, no longer able to cover up that I can't remember my son's name 01:07 AM - 05 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn Me: Let's eat chicken nuggets. [one kid cries] Me: How about pizza? [other kid cries] Me: Spaghetti? [both kids cry] We have a winner. 04:11 PM - 14 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes I can either put my kids through college or pay for one hour of Internet on a plane. Being an adult is hard. 09:01 PM - 21 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Sassafrantz @Sassafrantz teen son: 'cause the boyz n the hood are always hard /u come talkin that trash we'll pull your card mom: take out the trash & mow the yard. 02:34 PM - 30 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Northern Lights @PinkCamoTO Movie tickets: $37 Snacks: $32 Listening to two five year olds bitch to go home for half the movie: priceless 10:02 PM - 17 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Rich Cromwell @rcromwell4 Dad, can I tell a story? Sure. *47 plotless minutes later* Okay, wrap it up. *15 minutes later* Okay, honey. *24 minutes later* Okaaay, swe 02:52 AM - 20 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. The Glad Stork @TheGladStork I cut the crust off my daughter's PB&J and I swear to god I heard her whisper that I'm her bitch now. 06:29 PM - 29 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Wendy S. @maughammom Me: "You kids aren't getting any more toys until you take care of the ones you have!" Grandma: "Here are 8,000 new toys just for existing." 02:16 PM - 01 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Lurk @ Home Mom @LurkAtHomeMom Who are we? KIDS What do we want? OATMEAL When do we want it? NEVER, WE CHANGED OUR MINDS, WE DON'T LIKE OATMEAL ANYMORE 06:17 PM - 23 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Simon Holland @simoncholland [5:45 AM, in a harsh whisper] Daddy, don't worry, you can sleep. I'm making my own breakfast, how do you turn on the oven? Me: I'm up. 12:47 PM - 21 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Domestic Goddess @DomesticGoddss "AND I AM DEFINITELY NOT CLEANING THESE LEGOS UP...!" Me, as I'm cleaning the Legos up. 02:07 PM - 17 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Keep Meh & Carry On @TheAlexNevil Most of being a parent means saying "Great!!" when your kid insists you watch him perform an unidentifiable skill. 04:03 PM - 17 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Goats? @hazelmotes1 Mom: *tastefully decorates house* Kid: HERE ARE 20 MILK CARTONS I TAPED TOGETHER TO MAKE A SNOWMAN I EXPECT THIS TO BE PROMINENTLY DISPLAYED 05:59 PM - 14 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite