If I throw around large amounts of shredded bread on public property, my proximity to ducks determines whether or not I’m littering.
The first person who copied someone was in fact very original.
“Act naturally” is an oxymoron.
Google is like CTRL+F for the entire Internet.
Nothing is on fire; fire is on things.
“My entire life has been leading up to this moment” is always true.
Pixar’s Cars is literally a car toon.
It’s really dark inside you.
The letter b in the word “subtle”, is.
- Chancellor Angela Merkel of Germany has for the first time said that she backs proposals for a partial ban on burqas.
- Nordstrom is selling a stone wrapped in a leather case for $85 and people are…confused ⁉️😂