Dr. Seuss Was The Best Parent That Nobody Had

He didn’t have children of his own, but these 7 books confirm that Dr. Seuss knew the inner workings of a child’s mind.

1. He knew kids were picky eaters.

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I do not like green eggs and ham.

I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

2. And they were scared of lots of things, like pants.

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I yelled for help. I screamed. I shrieked.

I howled. I yowled. I cried,

"Oh, save me from these pale green pants

With nobody inside!"

3. They see the extraordinary in the ordinary.

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Or a WOSET in your CLOSET.

4. And can’t help but exaggerate things.

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I can lick 30 tigers today!

5. No kid likes being stuck indoors on a rainy day.

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The sun did not shine. It was too wet to play. So we sat in the house. All that cold, cold, wet day.

6. Or having to get up in the morning.

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My bed is warm. My pillow's deep. Today's the day I'm going to sleep.

7. Unless, of course, it’s their birthday!

Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.