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18 Emails That Prove The Cards Against Humanity Team Knows Exactly What They're Doing

As part of their 10 Days or Whatever of Kwanzaa promotion, the Cards team sent out a booklet of emails titled: Your Emails are Bad and You Should Feel Bad, proving that they're a group of assholes, but hilarious assholes who know their shit.

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They know what really matters in life

Though Charlie could learn a thing or two about what's important.
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Though Charlie could learn a thing or two about what's important.

They understand the importance of typography

Elijah on the other hand understands neither typography nor sarcasm.
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Elijah on the other hand understands neither typography nor sarcasm.

They know everything. That's why their hair is so big...it's full of secrets!

One time Cards Against Humanity emailed Ariel, so I emailed Ariel...she just asked who the hell I was.
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One time Cards Against Humanity emailed Ariel, so I emailed Ariel...she just asked who the hell I was.

They are good at being the voice of reason

Knowledge is power, Karen.
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Knowledge is power, Karen.

They have the secret to success

I think their secret is safe with John.
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I think their secret is safe with John.

They aren't afraid to be "fucking gay ass morons"

Though they don't seem moronic to me.
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Though they don't seem moronic to me.

They have all the latest weight-loss tips

Now what to do about Dan's fat head?
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Now what to do about Dan's fat head?

They know how to deal with the haters

Tell them how you really feel Wilma!
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Tell them how you really feel Wilma!

In fact, they're very good at dealing with the haters

Didn't see that coming now did ya, Wilma?
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Didn't see that coming now did ya, Wilma?

They are good at listening to customer suggestions

Way to make a mess of things, Jack.
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Way to make a mess of things, Jack.

They know how to conduct good business

Way to piss them off Kevin, now we'll never see a new pack!
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Way to piss them off Kevin, now we'll never see a new pack!

They know a good opportunity when they see one

Put your money where your mouth is, James.
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Put your money where your mouth is, James.

They understand the importance of manners

Hey Frank, if you don't have something nice to say...
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Hey Frank, if you don't have something nice to say...

They know how to network

Let's hope John supplied those free apps!
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Let's hope John supplied those free apps!

They're not afraid to be honest

You suck Dale!
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You suck Dale!

They are good at diffusing a tense situation

Hey Dez, relax.
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Hey Dez, relax.

They know how to commit to a real business

They couldn't agree more, Ben.
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They couldn't agree more, Ben.

They know their audience

On a scale of 1 to 2006 Britney?
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On a scale of 1 to 2006 Britney?

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