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12 Times New York REALLY Welcomed You

Sure Taylor Swift thinks she's welcoming you to New York, but the city has its own creative ways of rolling out the welcome mat.

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1. When you ignore a homeless man's question and he screams at you.

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Welcome to New York...also FUCK YOU!

2. When you accidentally step off the side walk into a surprisngly deep puddle.

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Welcome to New York, enjoy your frozen toes, ankles and knees.

3. When the subway doors close on you.

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Welcome to New Yo-SLAM!

4. When your new apartment is a LOT smaller than the online photos.

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Welcome to New York, now I'm going to need first, last, security and broker fee for this closet.

5. When you try and help an old lady across the street then she yells at you.

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Welcome to New York, now seriously, fuck off!

6. When it's snowing and a string of completely empty cabs ignore you.

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Welcome to New York, enjoy your frostbite.

7. When you wait in line at Trader Joe's for the first time.

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8. When you first learn why the subway car was empty.

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Welcome to New York, this smells been waiting for you.

9. When you have a walk sign but a car almost hits you in the cross walk.

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Welcome to New York...MOVE IT!

10. When you experience your first crazy on the subway.

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Welcome to New York. Try not to laugh.

11. When a pigeon dive bombs you.

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Welcome to New York...now duck betch!

12. When a guy catcalls you and is offended when you don't respond.

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Welcome to New York. No? Well SCREW YOU UGLY!

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