back to top

6 Disney Dads: Hot Or Not?

When it comes to Disney movies, who are the real DILFs?

Posted on

Have you ever sat down and really thought about which dads in Disney movies are actually hot?

No? Well, that's exactly what these people did. Don't judge.
BuzzFeed

No? Well, that's exactly what these people did. Don't judge.

Watch the video to see who these guys chose to be their Disney daddy!

View this video on YouTube

BuzzFeedVideo / Via youtube.com

1. Let's kick off this awkward game with James, Tiana's dad, in The Princess and the Frog.

Pros: He's emotionally stable, he's a hard worker, and he's got a nice, deep, husky voice.
Walt Disney Pictures

Pros: He's emotionally stable, he's a hard worker, and he's got a nice, deep, husky voice.

The consensus was that he's a certified hottie!

That is a man right there.
BuzzFeed

That is a man right there.

2. Then there's Elsa's dad in Frozen.

Hmmmm, the moustache, the sideburns... Nah, we decided he's kinda creepy, actually. And those sideburns? Gotta go!
Walt Disney Pictures

Hmmmm, the moustache, the sideburns... Nah, we decided he's kinda creepy, actually. And those sideburns? Gotta go!

I mean, these expressions pretty much say it all. Pass!

He kinda looks like he wears Reeboks — 504s.
BuzzFeed

He kinda looks like he wears Reeboks — 504s.

3. Now, how did they feel about Mufasa from The Lion King? Yes, Mufasa. Can you say top-notch DILF?

He's that dad that picks up his kid at school and everyone whispers about how good-looking he is, you know?
Walt Disney Pictures

He's that dad that picks up his kid at school and everyone whispers about how good-looking he is, you know?

This was one easy. Everyone agreed that Mufasa is stone cold hot.

I mean, let's just start with that mane!
BuzzFeed

I mean, let's just start with that mane!

4. Then there's Nemo's pops, Marlin, in Finding Nemo. Wait — are you fucking kidding me? He's a clownfish!

No.
Pixar

No.

5. Next up was Tarzan's dad. I mean, can we all agree that the entire family is absolutely beautiful?

"Tarzan's that family where the grandpa, the dad, Tarzan, his son, they're all fine." Yep.
Walt Disney Pictures

"Tarzan's that family where the grandpa, the dad, Tarzan, his son, they're all fine." Yep.

I truly don't think we can find a Disney DILF hotter than this.

Tarzan's dad is a 10 out of 10. Full stop.
BuzzFeed

Tarzan's dad is a 10 out of 10. Full stop.

6. What about Riley's dad in Inside Out? I mean, have you seen that close-up of his butt in the movie?

BuzzFeed

Whoa!

BUT he's also totally the type to crack classic dad jokes and try to use words like "lit."

The gang decided he's what you stereotypically think of when you think of a dad. Slightly boring but holds down a steady and secure job. Meh.
BuzzFeed

The gang decided he's what you stereotypically think of when you think of a dad. Slightly boring but holds down a steady and secure job. Meh.

Okay so now that they got through this bizarre game of Disney Dads: Hot or Not — we hope they helped you see these Disney dads in a whole new way.

BuzzFeed

And we sincerely apologize.