T.I. Settles 16 Very Important Debates

To dick pic, or not to dick pic?

Much like King Solomon before him, T.I., the Kang of the South, has been blessed with both a soothing disposition and the trenchant wisdom of a grandfatherly wizard.

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He's settled beefs, ended club fights, and talked a man off a ledge. Seriously.

On a recent trip to the BuzzFeed offices, we asked T.I.P. to render a "yay" or "nay" verdict on 16 of the most contentious issues of our time. Here's what he said.

1. Socks with sandals

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"Nay at any given point or period, no excuses whatsoever. If they're Adidas slides, maybe I'll allow it."

2. Kale

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"As far as leafy greens go, it's all right."

3. Sunglasses indoors

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"If it doesn't affect my vision and it's part of my ensemble, I don't see a reason to take them off just because I walked inside."

4. SoulCycle

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"I'm more of a runner, personally."

5. Dick pics

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"I don't know. I mean, I have before... Do I know who I'm sending it to? Did she send me one first? Definitely no Instagram, but FaceTime I can get behind."

6. Pumpkin Spice Lattes

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"Pumpkin spice? What happened to caramel and vanilla?"

7. Toe shoes

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"Nah. Too close to sandals."

8. Phablets

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"Keep it simple. I use a [normal-sized] iPhone and a laptop."

9. Google Glass

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"Nah. You're not gonna see me wearing that."

10. Olives

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"I don't like them. I don't like anything, clearly."

11. "All About That Bass"

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"It's a good song. Maybe not for me, but it's a good song."

12. Country rap

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"I don't have too much experience with it, but Nelly's done it a couple of times. I'd definitely do a record with Taylor Swift. B.o.B did one."

13. Green juice

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"No."

14. Online dating

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"Why can't you go out in the world and get people yourself? It's kind of creepy, isn't it? Just a little bit? Don't get me wrong, I don't see anything wrong with going online to find where you can go to meet people, I could see that. But chatting and profiles and all that? Nah."

15. Twitter beef

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"If it's really that serious, you probably wanna wait 'til you see 'em."

16. Gluten

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"I'm with gluten."