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This Is What Happens When You Send Yo Yo Honey Singh Lyrics To Dudes On Tinder

Sincerest apologies to all single and straight Mumbai men within a 100 mile radius of me.

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For the uninitiated and blessedly ignorant, Tinder is an app that allows you to meet single people in your area, and – if you discover any mutual attractions – engage them in riveting conversation.

Due to the combined effects of my masochism and a slow news day, I decided to create a Tinder account and troll every man who indicated any interest in me by sending them Honey Singh lyrics.

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Shout-out to my coworker Nirali for being a veritable expert on Yo Yo's body of poetic work, and for agreeing to aid in this harebrained scheme.

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This dude probably skipped lunch and was craving cookies and Peppy.

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But seriously, mad props for that opening line – very refreshing after the deluge of "wzup baby" and "hiee."

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