1.
They know what you looked like at all your awkwardest stages.
2.
They know every single person in your life, from your nana-nani to your downstairs neighbours to your bai.
3.
They know your wardrobe inside out (because they treat it like their own).
4.
They know your entire romantic history in great detail.
And they know who the heroes and villains are.
5.
They know who you hate (and they voluntarily hate the same people).
6.
They know how ugly and disfigured your face is capable of being (thanks, Snapchat).
7.
They know all your stories (and can tell some better than you).
8.
They know how catty and horrible you can get when you're fighting.
9.
They know all the songs that can get you pumped any damn day.
10.
They know your idea of a good time.
11.
They know all your dumb insecurities.
And they know exactly what to do and say to help you get over them.
12.
They know how insane you can get in your insane moods.
And they know how much of a kid you really are, behind the serious adult self you show the world.
13.
They know your dumb, goofy signature dance moves.
14.
They know what it's like to be scolded by your parents.
15.
They know how you look right when you've woken up.
16.
They know everything you're afraid of.
17.
They know how messy you can be.
18.
They know which terrible shows and books you love in private.
19.
They know a lot of intimate and unnecessary deets about your bathroom habits.
20.
They know your secret non-politically correct thoughts.
21.
They know exactly what you crave late at night and when you have the munchies.
22.
They know more about your finances than even your accountant does.
23.
They know all your ridiculous voices and impressions.
24.
They know when you're lying.
25.
Unlike anyone else, they know your phone number by heart.
26.
And they know they can call any time.
27.
And they know you'll always have their back.
