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    Posted on 8 Jun 2016

    Please Enjoy These Photos Of Kalki Tossing, Making, And Eating Pizza

    Kalki had the best day ever. I wish I had Kalki's day.

    Today, Kalki put on her pizza-making hat...

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    Then, like every good pizza chef, she sanitised.

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    Next, Kalki rolled some dough.

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    AND WHOA. SHE FLUNG IT THE FUCK IN THE AIR.

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    AAAAND SHE CAUGHT IT.

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    Kalki sent the dough for another spin. WHAT A ROLLERCOASTER.

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    VOILA! There's Kalki's pizza!

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    OK, so admittedly, we've skipped some steps here. To be honest, our photo guy didn't send us any pictures of the pizza being made. My bad. I can only assume there was some oven-ing and cheese-applying involved. I dunno how pizzas are made. I just write these posts.

    While posing with the pizzas, Kalki juggled some dough balls. Is there ANYTHING she can't DO???

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    Finally, after a hard day's work, Kalki enjoyed the fruits of her labours.

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    Enjoy your pizza, Kalki. Mmmmm.

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    She shared her pizza, and it brought everyone joy!

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    She carefully gauged her patrons' reactions to her pizza.

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    I wish I were Kalki.

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