Because you might find yourself front-manning a toy rock band.
Because you could be volunteered to participate in a chess tournament.
Because you will become the host of a tea party.
Because you don't wanna wake up to find yourself doing some dusting.
Because the first rule of baby strolling is to not do it while unconscious.
Because you might wake up to a full meal made of ambiguous foods.
Because you might be exploited to do some ironing.
Or you might just be given a phone and a laptop and sent off to the office.
