A Dude In Gujarat Came Home One Day And Found A Huge Crocodile Chilling In His Bathroom
Stop laughing, idiot, THIS IS TERRIFYING.
Hello. This is a crocodile. It is 5 feet long.
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And, more importantly, it is VERY CASUALLY HANGING OUT IN A HUMAN BEING'S SHOWER.
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YUUUUP. THIS IS A CARNIVOROUS, DANGEROUS, WILD REPTILE. Just cooling off on a bathroom floor in a home in Anand, Gujarat, grinning from ear to frickin' ear.
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According to the Times of India, the lethal creature was discovered by Bharat Patel, a resident of the house. Times of India also reports that "the Patel family was shocked."
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No details have been reported about the blood-curdling, meat-eating, bone-chilling reptile's travels from his natural habitat to ours.
Apparently, forest officials soon showed up, caged the blood-thirsty beast of prey, and released in him a nearby lake.
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